I'm thinking of leaving a string of notes around my office. Just courtesy things like:
"Don't talk to me unless I talk to you first" outside my cube. Better yet, taped to both sides of my body.
"Don't use the damn middle stall. Use the first or third so I don't have to sit right next to you." In the bathroom, of course.
"Anyone who cooks anything that has an odor will be verbally and physically assaulted" on the microwave.
"Watch for broken glass" underneath the buzzing florescent light I just bashed to pieces.
I wonder if this would get me fired?
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